A Note on Animals in Tinder Photos

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Don't post a blurry or dark picture. When It Works Here's an example of when paying attention to the details works. No punchline in this one. I personally have only done it three times: two on accident, the other time to troll a friend.

Keep it brief, gents. Embrace reconnections One of the many great things about Tinder is that it open doors that you think were completely welded shut. A single photo makes it seem like you took one really good picture and that's the only thing you have going, whereas a few photos will give us a better idea of what you actually look like not accounting for angles, lighting, and Photoshop.

6 Tinder Tips for Women: A Guide to Creating a Kickass Online Profile

I first heard about Tinder, the app known as Grindr for straight people, from a friend several months ago. I joined partly out of curiosity, and partly in hopes I'd easily meet a summer or, let's be realistic — one-night fling. But once on the app, which matches men and women based on geographic location and Facebook interests, I quickly discovered that a number of women on could be a girl the girl I bring home to Mom. People on the app want to get laid, but many of them also want to get consistently laid by the same person. You know, have a relationship. Most of my female acquaintances on the app reported learning the same of the guys. I've learned a lot about best Tinder practices since joining. Rights swiping right what you do when you like someone on Tinder all over you. Everyone yet so many women still post them. Against my better judgment, I went out with a selfie-poster once. She not only fulfilled these selfie taker stereotypes, but also didn't even look like her, well, selfie. Don't post photos of yourself as a kid. Tinder's an online dating website where people find dates almost solely based on physical attractiveness. Sure, maybe you wrote a few sentences about yourself, but basically no one reads those. Posting your childhood photos sends a confusing message. Do you really want some guy who's into you because you looked cute as a kid? Look, we were all innocent before Tinder. You don't need the kiddie pics to verify it. Don't only post group pictures. Despite how fun it is to play detective across all your pictures and figure out who's the same in each one, it's so much easier to swipe left. Plus, guys automatically assume you're the least attractive one and swipe left. At the least, only posting group shots suggests that you have serious confidence issues that prevent you from sharing a solo photo. So do us all a favor and use a solo-shot as your first picture. I can't believe how often I find women with photos of either a zoomed-in shot of their cleavage or photos that were obviously cropped to show only tits. As with group shots, if all you're showing me is your tits, I'm likely to assume that either the rest of the package is pretty poor or you have confidence issues. Also it's worth noting that everyone's tits look pretty horrible at 10x zoom. In the days of flip phone texting maybe butchering the English language to this extent was OK, but all of us Tinderers now have smartphone with full keyboards. If you're this lazy when you first introduce yourself, can I even rely on you to show up for our first date? Don't suggest a meal as a first date. Only suggest and I'd also recommend, only accept invitations to in-person activities that afford a quick and painless exit. I thought this strategy was well-known, but somewhere in the Tinder-verse it's gotten lost. After only exchanging a few random texts in an online dating app, I don't want to commit to any activity that I can't eject myself from in minutes if necessary. Stick to drinks or coffee for the first date so everyone can get out quickly if the proverbial house is on fire. Any Tinderers can pound a drink, throw cash on the table, and get right out if necessary. Don't put RIPs in your taglines. In my heart forever. Random RIPs suggest to guys like me that you've got a serious issue to resolve, which is an awfully intimidating point of entry when looking to start a relationship. I've never swiped right on an RIP tagline. Don't use terms of endearment in the first message. Much more familiar than you can ever be with someone on Tinder. Don't send a first message after 10 p. If you're not trying to get back to Tinder's original carnal roots, keep the app shut down after 10 on the weekends. If I get a first message or a response to a first message after 10 p. But it's a bad idea in this brave new Tinder world. Tinder is great because it provides hundreds of opportunities to meet people in a very short time. So by the time you've implemented your 24-hour — or two-hour — rule, I've Tindered with at least 24 other people who are just as superficially interesting as you. Don't invite guys to your or someone else's home. This happened to me once. I figured she just wanted to get straight to the hook-up, but I couldn't overcome the creep factor of showing up at a random address. If you really want to fast track to the banging, invite the guy to the bar downstairs, pound a drink or two, run your hand up his leg and lead him to your place upstairs. Tinder may offer a whole new and at times terrifyingly efficient and technologically savvy way to date, but some things never change.

Stop with boring messages. Dos and Don'ts A few harsh truths about Tinder before we get started on what to do and avoid. tinder advice for ladies Which she's into, con. Don't pretend to be living by yourself if you're in your parents' basement with your two kids. Women swiping will assume she is an ex-lover. There are men on Tinder who are looking to hook up and others looking to date. Here are some Tinder tips for custodes on how to crush it on the app: 1. You don't need the kiddie pics to verify it. I found out the hard way after errantly browsing over Christmas, only to kick myself realizing all my bearded mountain-y dream men live in Seattle. If you just have a u of your face you will get waaaaay less swipes than if you do pictures of your whole body.